Before I forget....

Alan has been coming out with some pretty funny, insightful and ridiculous statements. Sorry to those who have heard them a thousand times.

To Jay: Do you know what disease is sweeping the world? Jay: Uh...what?? Alan: SIN.
I asked him where he heard that and he said at school during Scripture which they take one day week.

Also late one night I check on them in their room to find him sleep on the floor. Me: Why are you down there? I just put fresh sheets on your bed. Alan: I want to be prepared because at Scripture they said that Jesus is going to come like a thief in the night.

Hmmm, I'm gonna have to get onto that and balance whatever they're "feeding" him.

Last night he was getting teary eyed because he just realized how fast people are destroying the planet and thinks we should get rid of the car to do more than just recycle.

Last week I was asking how school was and how one particular friend that I knew he hung with a lot was. His reply: Well, he's not the friend I thought he was. Me: Oh? Alan: He doesn't want to invent something as much as I do.