Monday, September 29, 2008

Olympic Bloppers

Here are the top comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

 Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.'

Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.'

Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the
 opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces.'

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice,
the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

1 comment:

  1. OMG!!!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now. That's hilarious!!!

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