From the latest Readers DigestHarry can't think what to get his girlfriend for her birthday. "Oh", she says, "Just take me somewhere expensive." So he drops her off at the petrol station.
An orangutan in the zoo has two books - The Bible and Darwin's Origin of species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper - or his keepers brother.
You can't blame the women for being upset. After all she was delivering her baby in a goods lift at our hospital. "This is nothing" said my fellow nurse, trying to console the new mother. "Last year a friend of mine helped a women deliver her baby on the front lawn of the hospital." The patient began to wail. "That was me!"
heh..I like the first one..
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